Skip The Rope

[Verse 1]
Wouldn't you know it
She sounded like a poet
When I dropped her off at the station

You know what happened next
She wrote me a text
It was full of abbreviations

Now, you gotta understand
I'm a lyrical man
But I'm not a fool you know

You gotta listen to me girl
It's not that difficult
Let me skip the rope

[Verse 2]
I thought I'd give it a whirl
With this industry girl
She looked hungry but a little jaded

Before too long
I started humming this song
I could tell she really hated

Now it's a well known fact that I overreact
When I'm on a roll
You gotta watch me girl
It's not the end of the world
Let me skip the rope

[Chorus]
You do it one time baby, that's alright
Two times, that is cool
You do it three times baby, just go back to school
You do it four times baby, in the middle of the night
Five times in a row
You do it six times baby, that's the way to go

[Verse 3]
She was cooking up a storm
When I got home
It was Armageddon in the kitchen
It was out of my hands
There was a flesh in the pan
But the lady just wouldn't listen

More often than not
When the fire is hot
I will strike it like a man
At the end of the day
I don't know what to say
Catch me if you can!

[Chorus]
You do it one time baby, that's alright
Two times, that is cool
You do it three times baby, just go back to school
You do it four times baby, in the middle of the night
Five times in a row
You do it six times baby, that's the way to go
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