My New Big Crush

Jumping up and down on a borrowed bed
Throwing our stuffies at each others faces
Smoking a joint from both ends somehow
We make it work and laugh about it later on

Playing those records we've never touched before
Laughing at memes on our phones for hours
Drawing crude pictures of each other's fursonas
Find a good time to break out the hitachi

What the fuck, you're my new big crush now
Oh my god you maybe like me back
We just stare at each other giggling
All day long
Say "you're cute"
"you'rе cute too"
"no you're cuter"

Somеtimes we just cry for what seems like a year
Other days we point at everything and then go "same"
Most of the time i think that were just sleeping
We should maybe make food sometime today

All of the walls are covered in chalk scribbles
All of your limbs are covered in my tattoos
I've been in these pajamas since last april
Only other thing i've been in is you

What the fuck, you're my new big crush now
Oh my god you maybe like me back
We just stare at each other giggling
All day long
Say "you're gay"
"you're gay too"
"no you're gayer"

99 shades of red on my face
And your lipstick makes it 101
All except when it's purple, green, blue or black
Then I instead have 1'321
Shades of red on my face
And maybe some pink as well