“D” in Love

A! B! C!
You get D!

You get A in Biology
You get A in Psychology
You're a whizz-ah
In your science class
In a quiz you're a cinch to pass
But when you're out with me
Baby, you get D, D in Love

Smarty cat, you're the teachers pet
You got brains
That you ain't used yet
You can name, every president
Yea in school, you're a hundred percent
But when the lights are low, zero!
You get D, D in love

Here's your report card
Kissin', you gotta practice nightly
Huggin', you gotta squeeze more tightly
I recommend this a-remedy
A-lots a-lots a-lots a-lots
Of homework with me

You're an encyclopedia
Baby I, can't get near to ya
I know you know you're A-B-Cs
But you flunk in L-O-V-E
You got a high IQ, shame on you!
You get D, D in love

Here's your report card
Kissin', you gotta practice nightly
Huggin', you gotta squeeze more tightly
I recommend this a-remedy
A-lots a-lots a-lots a-lots
Of homework with me

You're an encyclopedia
Baby I, can't get near to ya
I know you know you're A-B-Cs
But you flunk in L-O-V-E
You got a high IQ, shame on you!

You get D, D in love
You get D, D in love
Ohh baby, you get C, C in love
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