Transylvania

I first saw you at the Stud through half-shut eyes
And lightning bolts shot through my blood, to my surprise
But I didn't feel ashamed, 'cause in the dark it all felt the same

Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania
That's where I wanna be
Where a boy can be free
Where a boy can be

You zipped me up in your bag, I didn't mind your plan
'Cause sometimes it's such a drag to be a man
You said "let's go to where my gang runs the show"

Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania
That's where I wanna be
Where a boy can be free
Where a boy can be

It felt really weird, when your makeup smeared
All over my face, how strange
All my senses rearranged

Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania
That's where I wanna be
Where a boy can be free
Where a boy can be

It's a royal pain, yeah
To be so vain, yeah
But no one blames ya
Not in Transylvania
Not in Transylvania

Woo, deep in my family of fun
With my perfume and my gun
New queen, Miss .45
It feels good to be alive