Naughty or Nutz

[Intro: Nat King Cole]
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
(Cookin' soul)

[Verse 1: MF Doom]
Keep your mind on your mask kid
Holler for my classics, it's drastic
Villain the hydrochloric acid, splashed it
Pull the Nine, reached then he blasted, Pow!
Pinstripes on a basket
New York style wild
Cheddar grab easy
It's only entertainment though, when thought out completely
Sad demeanor, could get him the drop and bag cleaner
Master schemer, expert in that arena
Puffin' Pasadena, you read the grass was greener
Black beamer
I ate, she gyrate
Rubbing shoulders with pigs who don't fly straight
Just ate, causing indigestion
Will soon regurgitate, into profits, no question
Nosy agent sniffing around, pay attention
You could take that to the bank
"Thanks", don't mention
Pleasure's all mine

[Outro]
That is all

[Sample: Nat King Cole]
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose

[Sample: MF Doom]
Hey!
Why spend Christmas Eve waiting for some extra-fat white dude to come busting through the ceiling when you could spend Christmas Eve with yours truly, the super-villain: Doom!