He's mean and 18

He's clean
He's puts his clothes in the washing machine
He's green
When he's sick cause he's so lean

CHORUS
He's clean, machine, green, lean
Oh what the fuck,
He's mean and 18
(Jamesey, Elfwid, TheAnnoyance
heh, heh, heh)
It's Mr. James

He's a bean
When he meets up with tall Dean
Who's going to marry a girl called Jean
Who is effing keen

CHORUS
He's clean, machine, green, lean
He's bean, Dean, Jean, keen
Oh what the fuck,
He's mean and 18
(Jamesey, Elfwid, TheAnnoyance
heh, heh, heh)
It's Mr. James

(WHO?!) It's Mr. James
Mr. James