Bacon!

Better not take my bacon
Better not take my bacon
My bacon, you can't be taking
Better not take my bacon

Better not take my bacon
Better not take my bacon
Come on, I'm not faking
Better not take my bacon

[Instrumental]

Bacon, bacon (Bacon)
Bacon, bacon

Bacon, bacon
Bacon, bacon
Bacon, bacon, bacon

You better not take my bacon
You better not take my bacon
For it's greasy delight, I'll put up a fight
You better not take my bacon

Buh, buh, buh
Bacon

Jazz hands