A Deep Song

[Intro]
Yeah
People dyin' in the world
Not gonna lie, that's pretty cringe
You know what else is cringe? Being poor
So I'm gonna solve all of the worlds issues
This will be a sad song, so grabs the tissues
Not to masturbate to, but if you wanna, feel free to

[Verse]
These are some lyrics that'll really make you think
Why are pigs pink? Why can't they speak?
Why am I so gosh darn deep?
Is it because I plant seeds?
Can't we just save the planet?
There are people in L.A. who can only afford 3 Starbucks coffee's a day, dammit
People go bald, that makes me sad
Murdеrers should stop killin' cause that's really bad
Pеople have to grow up with a silly dad
Tom Cruise is only worth 59 milli (Sad)
Can you believe people don't think Diddy's rad (No way)
Everyone's talkin' bout how hard it is to be black, what about us whites?
We're not allowed to say the naughty no no word, that's not nice
There's people in prison being raped 'cause they used pot twice
London has a big homeless issue
They're taking up too much bloody space
But I just want you to know I'm with you
I hand you a tissue with me cum on and let you taste it
Cause lets face it, this'll be your only chance to be close to a winner
And that makes me so flippin sad that there are killer
If someone kills your family in a ditch, don't be a snitch
Don't be raped on a date, cause that really lame
Don't get shot a school shooting, 'cause that's pretty uncool
Don't be a victim of murder or you'll be in a hearse, uh

[Outro]
This has been a deep song
I hope your eyes didn't popped out from how wet they are from listening to this
If you want to learn how to be a good person
I suggest following O.J. Simpson on Twitter
Now there's a man with good family values