Baby It's Cold Inside
I really wanna stay
Well baby it's cold inside
Don't want to go away
But baby it's cold inside
These weeks that we've spent
I wish the heater was runnin'
Without the power
I bet it's warm in Trump tower
My skin is starting to worry
I'll find some fire wood in a hurry
Can't even get warm pacing the floor
I'll have to make the fireplace roar
It's so cold in here I think I see flurries
I think we should leave in a hurry
Maybe light a match since we're poor
I've got some winter coats by the door
The neighbors might think
Baby it's bad in here
This home is like an ice rink
There's gotta be shelter somewhere
I wish I knew how
I know I paid that bill
To fix up our heat
Might even get started drafting my will
I ought to vote red, red, red
Then you wouldn't be turning blue
At least then I'll be thinking ahead
And your nose wouldn't say 'achoo'
I really wanna stay
Baby it's cold inside
I simply must know
Well baby it's cold inside
Why we suffer the cold
I don't know but it's cold inside
Biden has been
Who even elected him
So incompetent
Been struggling just to pay my rent
The nation is getting suspicious
Leadership is seeming malicious
The people are knocking on doors
They want to vote him out to be sure
The dark winter's getting quite vicious
Now we know his threats aren't fictitious
But maybe there's hope evermore
Something never seen before
Don't want to go home
But baby we'll freeze in here
I'm sick of this pain
It's two degrees in here
Think I've got an idea
Well baby I'm all ears
Why don't we move to Ukraine
The best idea I've heard in years
There's bound to be heat and power
Hopefully enough for a shower
At least there will be Government aid
Billions and billions have been paid
I really wanna stay
I just know you wanna stay
Baby it's cold inside