Naked Man (Skit) [Album]

(Hello) yeah yeah good morning (Good morning)
This here is Leo Devlin
I'm callin on the behalf of Sackerson Corporation
We run the corporate complaints for the Allegasco
Down there in Alabama you're an Allegasco employee correct
(Right) Yes sir well I'm tryin to call to follow up with you
On the incident that occurred when you (Maaaan)
(Fuck you and that motherfucker what told you that)
What you said
The person you called is no longer on the l
(Uh-huh whatever) what I'm calling to offer you
(Man I don't get ay let me tell you one thang)
(I don't care what you wanna)
(Okay ask me what what you wanna know)
Thank you
Now the complaint form I have here says that
We have received reports that you had gotten into
An altercation with a naked customer
Whom's gas you was tryin to cut off a couple of months ago
Now well in exchange for saving your job
We're willing to offer you (That must been your punk ass)
(Who gas I was cutting off and you was naked)
I would never strip (That's what you tryin to do)
(Ain't you ain't you one of them uhh what you call em)
What you call them thangs ahh
You a be-itch
A what (A be-itch) a be-itch (Yeah)
Ay ay why would you say something like that sir
(The same reason you would call and ask me)
(Some stupid ass shit like that sir) look look
All I did was ask you whether or not
You got into a fight with a naked man now is that true or not
(And ah dat musta been you I got into a fight with)
I wouldn't fight yo' ass naked (You was that bitch I dealt with)
(With a G-string and a halter top on one)
I'm tryin to get you I'm tryin to save your job
(Motherfucker you can't save shit for me)
I'm tryin to save your job and you wanna
That's the problem with black folks (Maaaaan fuck you)
That's the problem that's the problem (That's the problem)
Hold on (Niggaz like you)
Boy I'll come to Birmingham and whup that ass two times
Scabba scabba (Bitch you come to Birmingham)
(Make me get a case for your motherfucking ass)
You already well you bout to get one now from this naked nigga
Who you got into a fight with
You probably wouldn't be actin like this
If you knew who your real daddy was
Is that the problem (I'm your motherfucking daddy hell)
I woulda been your daddy
But I only have to be with your momma
On Mondays and Thursdays and
Man let me tell you one thang
You wasting my motherfucking minutes
(I ain't got time to talk to you)
You probably ain't got but for minutes left on your daytime minutes
(Where I'm at now probably ain't got but two times your bitch ass)
Hangs up the phone