Dick Flake

[Birdie, spoken]
Who's Dick Flake?
Dick Flake is a so-called "big game fish hunter" who was hired by Bitsy Brandenham to catch the snakehead
Do I like saying "Dick Flake"? Dick Flake I do

[Dick Flake] (Reporters)
These guys, they're not doing it right
That's not how you get the bite
I got top water frogs, bottom water frogs, plugs
Buzz baits, chatter baits, jitterbugs, dingle biddies
So, ain't got time for no tackle box tickle talks
Not when there's vicious fishes in the fish game
So listen up
'Cause here's the catch
Gotta have the right tools when you meet your match

Oh, you can catch a big game
If you got a lot of tackle
And you got a cool name (Dick Flake)
Oh, if the catching's why you came
Then you better be prepared to beat 'em at their own game (Dick Flake)

I got top water frogs, bottom water frogs, plugs
Buzz baits, chatter baits, jitterbugs, dingle biddies
Got weasel paws studded with a thistle and a twig
I got black fly wings small, medium and big (Dick Flake)

Oh, I'm a Dick with a perfect aim
(Oh, he's a Dick with perfect aim)
And I always come prepared
(And he always comes prepared)
To beat 'em at their own game
(Dick Flake)
Better be prepared to beat 'em at their own game