Baby Shower

– Baby Shower -

Wish me luck, I’ve got a baby on its way
I’m not pregnant and I don’t really care
I’m throwing a party, I hope to see you there
I’m throwing a party, there’s a baby on its way.

All the drugs I’ve never taken
are the ones I’m sure you did
I know many people hate me
I don’t know why, I must have done something really good
I must have done something really good.

Good, good, good...

You don’t need to bring a gift, just open your ears
You should consider my offer
Don’t complain, nobody gives anything for free
That word doesn’t have a meaning.

They don’t care how hard you try, how hard you did, how hard you will
They don’t care how good you are, how good you were, how good you can be
Now that I’m throwing a party nobody is coming, it’s only me
All of you guys will be crying to come to see me once I succeed.

I know many people hate me
I don’t know why, I must have done something really good
I must have done something really good
I must have done something really good
I must have done.