You're Not The Only Oyster In The Stew

You're not the only oyster in the stew,
Not the only tea leaf in the tea,
However, I'm convinced, completely, fully, firmly convinced,
You're the only one for me!

You're not the only wrinkle in the prune,
You're not the only apple on the tree,
Still in all a fact, perfectly logical positive fact,
You're the only one for me!

So well supplied, the very things I seek,
Your smile is refreshing, kisses so unique;
When I'm 'round, I'm susceptible and weak,
I loves ya, I loves ya, so to speak!

There's seven million people in New York,
Fifty million Frenchmen in Paris,
Not to mention such as English, Irish, Italians, and Dutch,
But you're the only one for me!