Wash Your Hands (Coronavirus Bop)
Aye, aye, aye, aye
What
Yeah
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Aye, 20 seconds nothing less
Left and right, stop the spread now
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Don't be scared stay calm
That soap will give you hope now
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
First things first, fuck COVID-19
Those pussies ain't shit compared to me and my team
Oh look at you, you're such a bloody drama queen
Messing everybody up and the whole summer ahead
I can't lie, I was hyped
To see Danny Brown in Brighton and the new James Bond
But no sir, because of you
We need stay inside and isolate
No parties up in here!
Better stock up on essentials
Panic buyers going mental
There's no toilet paper? Oh god what a farce
Well I guess I gotta use The Sun to wipe my own arse
But we'll get through this together, stay apart and please listen, to what, I'm about, to say
Yeah
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Aye, 20 seconds nothing less
Left and right, stop the spread now
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Don't be scared stay calm
That soap will give you hope now
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Day 14 of the quarantine
It's been two weeks since I last stepped outside
And I've had about six mental breakdowns in the meantime
I've binged watched everything on Netflix, YouTube
And even documentaries on Russian drug dealers
Woah, woah, woah!
OK this ain't a special occasion everywhere's a ghost town
And the bands can't play no more
God knows how long this is for...
Last month I bought my girl some flowers to say "I love you"
And to a selfish COVIDIOT, we say we say "Fuck yooooou"
This is a hectic: swine flu on steroids
Me and my boys stay in touch online
We used to sip Corona
Now it's Kestrel to numb the pain
And respect to the NHS everyone deserves a round of applause
But how about a pay rise for our over exhausted workers, yeah?
Because they deserve it... But in the mean time, I want you all to do the following
Yeah
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Aye, 20 seconds nothing less
Left and right, stop the spread now
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Don't be scared stay calm
That soap will give you hope now
Wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Yeah wash your hands! Wash your hands!
Wash your hands bitch! Wash your hands!
Aye, ain't nobody safe outdoors
Rain or shine whatever the score now
Wash your hands, wash your hands bitch, what whaat!
Yes... I've got one. But seriously though, stay safe indoors, yeah?
Wren Boys, Wren Girls, thank you