Carl of the Bells

[MONOGRAM]
Hello everyone, and welcome to M.W.C.A., or "Musical With a Christmas Album". To get things started, Agent P will perform "Carol of the Bells"

[CARL]
*Ahem*

[MONOGRAM]
Ok, fine. "Carl of the Bells"

[CARL]
Thank you!

[MONOGRAM]
That's counting as your present this year, Carl

*orchestra warming up*

[PERRY]
*Platypus chatter to the tune of "Carol of the Bells"*

[CARL]
Have a merry, merry, merry Christmas
It's a very merry, mery Carl-mas

I don't get paid
I don't get paid
I don't get paid
I don't get paid

[MONOGRAM]
*Sniffling*
That was just beautiful!

[CARL]
Sir, are you crying?

[MONOGRAM]
No, I’m sweating through my eyes