Tha Problem (Skit)

[Bell rings, door opens]...

[Arab man singing ???]

[Cassidy]
Aye yo my man,
my man

[Arab man]
1 second, 1 second,
dis is my part, my part it is
1 sec ( continues to sing)

[Cassidy]
yo come on man,
im runnin'late man,

[Arab man]
why you bein' disrespectful,
you come in my store,
you don't ring my bell,
([cassidy :] dog,dog,dog)
you don't wipe your feet on they carpet,
what the fuck,
mine,see my rug, rub

[Cassidy]
fall back, fall back
i need a chicken cheesesteak

[Arab man]
i don't have a chicken n' cheese ([Cassidy :] dog)
number 1 through 5,
want the combo,
what do you want,
da special or combo?

[ Cassidy]
i don't know what number it is man,
chicken cheesesteak.([ Arab man :] i have 1,2,3)
chicken cheesesteak man !,
salt,pepper,ketchup,mayonaise
n' fried onions.
([Arab man :] i don't have mm-eggs and da)
throw some cheesefries in there too man

[ Arab man screaming indistingly in gibberish]
1 second. (continues singing)

[Cassidy]
HURRY UP !!

[ Arab:] i'm done as quick as this.

[Cassidy :] Tha fuck i this ?!?

[ Arab :] that's my special philly cheesesteak for the philly man

[ Cassidy :] dog this ain't no philly cheesesteak,
you aint even from philly man.

[Arab :] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM , im from here!!

[ Cassidy :] nigga im from philly nigga, where the fuck are you from?!?

[Arab :] AYE-YE-YE-YE-YE

[ Cassidy:] Romkell pike nigga

[Arab :] nigga i got pipes too , da fuck

[Cassidy :] fuck is this shit ?!?

[Arab :] i'm from philly, so if you don't like it then go home ,
thats where my steaks is from .

[ Cassidy :] what the fuck is wrong with you man ?!

[ Arab :] next time jus take it easy,
n' order da combo.

[ Cassidy :] nigga fuck you and ya combo !!

[ Door slams]