A Cake For Bertie’s Party
Colvin Mayers, Tim Smith, Jim Smith (Cardiacs)
Rip open packets and read before using
Open up math book, your sanity’s losing
Hide stabby thing in your hand
It’s amusing
You stab and you’re sick
Uncle Bimbo is oozing
Everyone’s looking and everyone’s trying their best to see over the top of me
Over and under the way of the world is too much because everyone laughs at me
You bit me, I’m bleeding
My artery's severed
Please lock me up
Don’t you know I deserve it?
My mummy told me that nurses are smashing
But teachers are nasty
They need a good thrashing!
(Ha ha haaa!)
Everyone’s looking and everyone’s trying their best to see over the top of me
Over and under the way of the world is too much because everyone laughs at me