The 7 Seas

CaptainD:
Avast ye, mateys!
Captain Dan on the tape deck here
Swab the poop deck
Man the starboard bow
You wanna know why?
I'll tell you why
After you give me some rum
Here's why

I'm the captain of the 7 seas
The 7 seas
The 7 seas
I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority
I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see
I'll pluck the booty from your family tree

I swashbuckle all day
And I don't play
When it comes to pay
Stay out of my way
I lost my hand
To a homeless man
When I plundered all the booty from his garbage can
Scared of captain hook?
Davey jones?
If I found their lockers then I'd pee on their bones
Noone holds a candle to me, you see, I'm the real captain of the 7 seas

I'm the captain of the 7 seas
The 7 seas
The 7 seas
I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority
I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see
I'll pluck the booty from your family tree

MC Treasure:
I'm one of his mateys and I take his orders

CaptainD:
Shut up and get me booty my pirate soldiers

Phil:
He may look a littly salty but that doesn't make him faulty

CaptainD:
You're goddamn right now avast ye me hearties

MC Treasure:
He seems a little grimy and he smells like a bum

Phil:
But don't be mistaken he loves his rum

MC Treasure:
He's a real swashbuckler and he follows nobody

Phil:
If you look at him funny then you're gonna be sorry

I'm the captain of the 7 seas
The 7 seas
The 7 seas
I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority
I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see
I'll pluck the booty from your family tree

I'm gonna get drunk until I find my trunk
Buried in the sand where the x is the funk
I'm sailing this ship, as you can see
I'm going to plunder your booty so listen to me
I sent my mateys to dig for treasure
Where x marks the spot yo it gives me pleasure
They dig up my booty without a hitch
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum bitch

I'm the captain of the 7 seas
The 7 seas
The 7 seas
I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority
I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see
I'll pluck the booty from your family tree