Where is Waldo?

[Intro: Retnik Beats]
Retnik Beats

[Verse 1: Young Jumbo]
This song won't be good
AirPods under my hood
Flexing on broke kids with wires
Rem has deer blood on his tires
My jokes are getting very old
Last four years I was so cold
I realize my jokes are lame
Couldn't even call Andrew by his name
I'm sorry boys, love you so much
Come here Sean, give you a touch
OK, that's the last one from me
Sense of humor like my age is three
I don't even find myself funny
Rap this fast because I have to pee
Hoppin' on dicks like I'm a bunny
Pubes on my face, call it a goatee
Words can hit harder than knuckles
Heart is fragile, pain from your chuckles
Make fun of me and I will cry
Be a nice guy and just say "Hi!"
Hi Coopie, you're high Coopie
Eyes droopy like high Snoopy
Love you, buddy, you're such a cutie
Nutmeg Remy, pop that semi
Shoot a massive load at Remy
Load after load, lay it on his belly
He is pregnant, drink some Henny
Raise that baby, feed it spaghetti!
Grew up quick and named her Betty
Drew likes his balls extra sweaty
Murder that asshole, sharp machete
This song's getting dark and edgy
Toss in a joke and make it messy
Why y'all butthurt? Atomic wedgie
Why y'all mother-jumbos sucky?
If you laughed once this whole time
That's a win and I'll be fine
Writing this shit took a while
Make these songs so you will smile
So I need help from my bro
A serious rapper with a nasty flow
Mike Wojnilo, I love you guy
Show these kids how to fly
Reach for Seany's inner thigh
These fucking bars are fucking fire (SO FUCKING FIRE!)

[Verse 2: Budget Beast]
At the pool, trying to play it cool
Girls out here making me drool
Pulls some bits to add her Snap
Now she really wants my lap
Wish I had a Poké Ball
Catching feelings for you all
My Pokédex is way too full
Like parking tickets on Young Bull
Want that freshman J. Francisco
I had to follow her on VSCO
It's still legal 'cause she's 14
She so hot I need some sunscreen
Calc class is Aromatown
Makeup, she looks like a clown
Sean's abs hard, as a rock
Not as hard, as my cock
When I see him, all time stops
Boy, I want to lick his chops
Love the way his booty pops
In his anus, my dick flops

[Verse 3: Young Jumbo]
Got a new phone 'cause mine didn't work
Smack my shit, call that a beef jerk
7-Eleven, shoutout my man Cossum
Tore through beef jerky, man that shit was awesome
Sprinkle a tinkle, Sean's eyes twinkle
Watch him play hockey and my pants crinkle
Allergic to Latex, can't buy a condom
Can't have fun without worrying about the outcome
My friend, Sean, has this issue
This is tragic, I need a tissue
This song feels so good, I can't wait to finish
Took your mom for tea like I am British
My man Cristiano Ronaldo
Such a beast like "Where is Waldo?"

[Outro: Budget Beast]
These bars are too hot
Like Sean
What can I say?
Budget Beast knows the way
With Young Jumbo, anything's possible
Shoutout to my fans!
That's why I do this