More Metal Than You
I found Heavy Metal when I was just a kid
It grabbed by the nards like no other music did
I became obsessed with it, I had to have it faster
More Heavy and more brutal
Metal was my Master, Master
One day I met this dirt bag loser from the city
Started talking Metal, said my taste was shitty
Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it
Want to know who's really Metal? Fucking see you in the pit
You claimin' I'm not Metal? What's this shit you're talkin'
You say that I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken
Metal's a competition, I'm not hardcore like you
Well may you think you're Metal, I'm More Metal Than You
Played d&d with Dio, I'm More Metal Than You
Got kicked out of Rock in Rio, I'm More Metal Than You
I licked Lemmy's mole, I'm More Metal Than You
My cat's name is Manowar, I'm More Metal Than You
Metal is inside me, I guess it always will be
Liked it since I'm 10, and now I'm fucking 40
Yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster
More evil and more fucked up
Will always be Master, Master (Bater!)
One day I met this dickhead, said that I'm a poser
Because I look like a creepy daddy, And there's something in my noser???
He said I wasn't Metal, guess I could debate it
But we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it
If you're telling me you're metal, but not compared to me
I'm slayer and you're PPPP or seven mary three
Metals not a competition, guess it is for you
You may think you're Metal but, I'm More Metal Than You
Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot, I'm More Metal Than You
Liked Anvil before the movie, I'm More Metal Than You
King Diamond sent me a Christmas card, I'm More Metal Than You
I headbutt Sharon Osbourne, I'm More Metal Than You
More Metal Than You (x3)
One of the things I love about being a metalhead is, when you meet another metal fan, it's like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know. But every once in a while you meet an asshole that challenges you. It becomes "who's more metal". Dude, I'm a grown man, you know what? I could tell you how Metal I am, but i'd rather have my friends sing it. Mark, tell them how Metal I am. He's so fucking Metal. That's right, I'm Super Fucking Metal. Super Fucking Metal.
You say that I'm not Metal, you don't fucking know me
I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem, you're white lion blowin' Jovi
If Metal is a competition, game over you're through
You thought that you were Metal, I'm More Metal Than You
I burned a church in Norway, I'm More Metal Than You
I can name four guys in Krokus, I'm More Metal Than You
Gene Simmons was my moyal, I'm More Metal Than You
More Metal Than You (x3)