Online
Brad Paisley, Charles Dubois, Chris Dubois, John Lovelace, Kelley Lovelace
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life, the only time I've
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
(Yeah he's cooler online)
Hey, I'm cooler online
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
yeah, I'm sitting online
Hey, I'm cooler online
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
Oh yeah
I work down at the Pizza Pit
Trabajo en el Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
Y conduzco un viejo Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Todavía vivo con mi mamá y papá
I'm 5'3 and overweight
Mido 1,60 y tengo sobrepeso
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Soy un fanático de la ciencia ficción
Mild asthmatic
Asmático leve
Never been to second base
Nunca he llegado a la segunda base
But there's a whole 'nother me
Pero hay otro yo
That you need to see
Que necesitas ver
Go check out Myspace
Ve a ver mi Myspace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
Porque en línea estoy en Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Mido 1,95 y me veo muy bien
I drive a Maserati
Conduzco un Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
Soy cinturón negro en Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
Y me encanta una buena copa de vino
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
A las chicas les excita que sea misterioso
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Les digo que no quiero nada serio
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Porque incluso en un día lento puedo tener un trío
Chat with two women at one time
Chatear con dos mujeres al mismo tiempo
I'm so much cooler online
Soy mucho más guay en línea
So much cooler online
Mucho más guay en línea
I get home, I kiss my mom
Llego a casa, beso a mi mamá
And she fixes me a snack
Y ella me prepara un tentempié
And I head down to my basement bedroom
Y me dirijo a mi habitación en el sótano
And fire up my Mac
Y enciendo mi Mac
In real life, the only time I've
En la vida real, la única vez que
Ever even been to L.A.
Incluso he estado en L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
Fue cuando tuve la oportunidad con la banda de música
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
De tocar la tuba en el Desfile de las Rosas
Online I live in Malibu
En línea vivo en Malibú
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
Posé para Calvin Klein, he estado en GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
Estoy soltero y soy rico
And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind
Y tengo un conjunto de abdominales que te volarán la mente
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
A las chicas les excita que sea misterioso
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Les digo que no quiero nada serio
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Porque incluso en un día lento puedo tener un trío
Chat with two women at one time
Chatear con dos mujeres al mismo tiempo
I'm so much cooler online
Soy mucho más guay en línea
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sí, soy más guay en línea
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Cuando tienes mis estadísticas, es difícil conseguir una cita
Let alone a real girlfriend
Mucho menos una novia real
But I grow another foot
Pero crezco otro pie
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Y pierdo un montón de peso cada vez que inicio sesión
Online I'm out in Hollywood
En línea estoy en Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Mido 1,95 y me veo muy bien
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Incluso en un día lento, puedo tener un trío
Chat with two women at one time
Chatear con dos mujeres al mismo tiempo
I'm so much cooler online
Soy mucho más guay en línea
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sí, soy más guay en línea
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Oye, soy mucho más guay en línea
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sí, soy más guay en línea
(Yeah he's cooler online)
(Sí, él es más guay en línea)
Hey, I'm cooler online
Oye, soy más guay en línea
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
(oh, sí, él es más guay en línea)
yeah, I'm sitting online
sí, estoy sentado en línea
Hey, I'm cooler online
Oye, soy más guay en línea
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
(Sí, él es más guay, sí)
Oh yeah
Oh sí
I work down at the Pizza Pit
Eu trabalho na Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
E dirijo um velho Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Ainda moro com minha mãe e meu pai
I'm 5'3 and overweight
Tenho 1,60m e estou acima do peso
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Sou um fanático por ficção científica
Mild asthmatic
Asmático leve
Never been to second base
Nunca cheguei à segunda base
But there's a whole 'nother me
Mas há um outro eu
That you need to see
Que você precisa ver
Go check out Myspace
Vá conferir no Myspace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
Porque online eu estou em Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Tenho 1,98m e estou muito bem
I drive a Maserati
Dirijo um Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
Sou faixa preta em Karatê
And I love a good glass of wine
E adoro um bom copo de vinho
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
O fato de eu ser misterioso excita as garotas
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Eu digo a elas que não quero nada sério
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Porque mesmo em um dia lento eu posso ter um trio
Chat with two women at one time
Conversar com duas mulheres ao mesmo tempo
I'm so much cooler online
Eu sou muito mais legal online
So much cooler online
Muito mais legal online
I get home, I kiss my mom
Chego em casa, beijo minha mãe
And she fixes me a snack
E ela me prepara um lanche
And I head down to my basement bedroom
E eu desço para o meu quarto no porão
And fire up my Mac
E ligo meu Mac
In real life, the only time I've
Na vida real, a única vez que
Ever even been to L.A.
Já estive em L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
Foi quando tive a chance com a banda marcial
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
De tocar tuba no Desfile das Rosas
Online I live in Malibu
Online eu moro em Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
Posei para Calvin Klein, estive na GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
Sou solteiro e rico
And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind
E tenho um tanquinho que vãi explodir sua mente
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
O fato de eu ser misterioso excita as garotas
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Eu digo a elas que não quero nada sério
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Porque mesmo em um dia lento eu posso ter um trio
Chat with two women at one time
Conversar com duas mulheres ao mesmo tempo
I'm so much cooler online
Eu sou muito mais legal online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sim, eu sou mais legal online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Quando se ê ocupado como eu, é difícil marcar um encontro
Let alone a real girlfriend
Muito menos ter uma namorada de verdade
But I grow another foot
Mas eu cresço mais um pé
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
E perco muito peso toda vez que faço login
Online I'm out in Hollywood
Online eu estou em Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Tenho 1,98m e estou muito bem
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Mesmo em um dia lento, eu posso ter um trio
Chat with two women at one time
Conversar com duas mulheres ao mesmo tempo
I'm so much cooler online
Eu sou muito mais legal online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sim, eu sou mais legal online
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Ei, eu sou muito mais legal online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sim, eu sou mais legal online
(Yeah he's cooler online)
(Sim, ele é mais legal online)
Hey, I'm cooler online
Ei, eu sou mais legal online
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
(Oh, sim, ele é mais legal online)
yeah, I'm sitting online
Sim, vou ficar online
Hey, I'm cooler online
Ei, eu sou mais legal online
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
(Sim, ele é mais legal, sim)
Oh yeah
Oh sim
I work down at the Pizza Pit
Je travaille à Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
Et je conduis une vieille Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Je vis toujours avec mes parents
I'm 5'3 and overweight
Je mesure 1m60, et je suis en surpoids
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Je suis un fanatique de la science-fiction
Mild asthmatic
Légèrement asthmatique
Never been to second base
Je n'avais jamais été à la deuxième base
But there's a whole 'nother me
Mais il y a un autre moi
That you need to see
Que tu dois absolument connaitre
Go check out Myspace
Vas voir sur Myspace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
Parce qu'en ligne, je suis à Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Je mesure 1m98 et je suis sacrément beau
I drive a Maserati
Je conduis une Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
Je suis ceinture noire de karaté
And I love a good glass of wine
Et j'aime du bon vieux vin
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
Ça excite les filles que je sois mystérieux
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Je leur dis que je ne veux rien de sérieux
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Parce que même lorsqu'il ne se passe pas grand chose, je peux avoir des plans à trois
Chat with two women at one time
Et discuter avec deux femmes en même temps
I'm so much cooler online
Je suis tellement plus cool en ligne
So much cooler online
Tellement plus cool en ligne
I get home, I kiss my mom
Je rentre à la maison, j'embrasse ma mère
And she fixes me a snack
Et elle me prépare une collation
And I head down to my basement bedroom
Je descends dans ma chambre au sous-sol
And fire up my Mac
Et j'allume mon Mac
In real life, the only time I've
Dans la vraie vie, la seule fois où j'ai
Ever even been to L.A.
Même été à L.A
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
C'était lorsque j'avais eu la chance avec la fanfare
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
De jouer du tuba dans le défilé de la Rose
Online I live in Malibu
En ligne, je vis à Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
J'ai posé pour Calvin Klein, j'ai été dans GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
Je suis riche et célibataire
And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind
Et j'ai des abdos en tablette de chocolat qui vont te faire halluciner
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
Ça excite les filles que je sois mystérieux
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Je leur dis que je ne veux rien de sérieux
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Parce que même lorsqu'il ne se passe pas grand chose, je peux avoir des plans à trois
Chat with two women at one time
Et discuter avec deux femmes en même temps
I'm so much cooler online
Je suis tellement plus cool en ligne
Yeah I'm cooler online
Ouais, je suis plus cool en ligne
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Lorsque tu as des statistiques comme les miennes, c'est difficile d'avoir un rendez-vous
Let alone a real girlfriend
Sans parler d'une vraie petite amie
But I grow another foot
Mais je grandis d'un pied
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Et je perds beaucoup de poids à chaque fois que je me connecte
Online I'm out in Hollywood
Ça excite les filles que je sois mystérieux
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Je leur dis que je ne veux rien de sérieux
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Parce que même lorsqu'il ne se passe pas grand chose, je peux avoir des plans à trois
Chat with two women at one time
Et discuter avec deux femmes en même temps
I'm so much cooler online
Je suis tellement plus cool en ligne
Yeah I'm cooler online
Ouais, je suis plus cool en ligne
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Hé, je suis tellement plus cool en ligne
Yeah I'm cooler online
Ouais, je suis plus cool en ligne
(Yeah he's cooler online)
(Ouais, il est plus cool en ligne)
Hey, I'm cooler online
Hé, je suis plus cool en ligne
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
(Oh, ouais, il est plus cool en ligne)
yeah, I'm sitting online
Ouais, je suis en ligne
Hey, I'm cooler online
Hé, je suis plus cool en ligne
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
(Ouais, il est plus cool, ouais)
Oh yeah
Oh ouais
I work down at the Pizza Pit
Ich arbeite unten in der Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
Und ich fahre einen alten Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Ich lebe immer noch bei meiner Mutter und meinem Vater
I'm 5'3 and overweight
Ich bin 5'3 groß und übergewichtig
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Ich bin ein Sci-Fi-Fanatiker
Mild asthmatic
Leicht asthmatisch
Never been to second base
Ich war noch nie auf der zweiten Base
But there's a whole 'nother me
Aber es gibt noch eine ganz andere Seite von mir
That you need to see
Die du sehen musst
Go check out Myspace
Geh auf Myspace und schau es dir an
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
Denn online bin ich in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Ich bin 6'5 groß und sehe verdammt gut aus
I drive a Maserati
Ich fahre einen Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
Ich bin ein schwarzer Gürtel im Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
Und ich liebe ein gutes Glas Wein
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
Es macht Mädchen an, dass ich mysteriös bin
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Ich sage ihnen, dass ich nichts Ernstes will
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Denn selbst an einem langweiligen Tag kann ich einen Dreier haben
Chat with two women at one time
Mit zwei Frauen gleichzeitig chatten
I'm so much cooler online
Ich bin online so viel cooler
So much cooler online
So viel cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
Ich komme nach Hause, küsse meine Mutter
And she fixes me a snack
Und sie macht mir einen Snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
Dann gehe ich in mein Kellerzimmer
And fire up my Mac
Und schalte meinen Mac ein
In real life, the only time I've
Im echten Leben war ich
Ever even been to L.A.
Noch nie in L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
Außer als ich mit der Marschkapelle
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Beim Rosenparade-Tuba spielen durfte
Online I live in Malibu
Online lebe ich in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
Ich habe für Calvin Klein posiert, war in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
Ich bin Single und reich
And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind
Und ich habe ein Sixpack, das deinen Verstand sprengt
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
Es macht Mädchen an, dass ich mysteriös bin
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Ich sage ihnen, dass ich nichts Ernstes will
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Denn selbst an einem langweiligen Tag kann ich einen Dreier haben
Chat with two women at one time
Mit zwei Frauen gleichzeitig chatten
I'm so much cooler online
Ich bin online so viel cooler
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah, ich bin cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Wenn du meine Statistiken hast, ist es schwer, ein Date zu bekommen
Let alone a real girlfriend
Ganz zu schweigen von einer richtigen Freundin
But I grow another foot
Aber jedes Mal, wenn ich mich einlogge
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Wachse ich einen Fuß und verliere eine Menge Gewicht
Online I'm out in Hollywood
Online bin ich in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Ich bin 6'5 groß und sehe verdammt gut aus
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Selbst an einem langweiligen Tag kann ich einen Dreier haben
Chat with two women at one time
Mit zwei Frauen gleichzeitig chatten
I'm so much cooler online
Ich bin online so viel cooler
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah, ich bin cooler online
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Hey, ich bin online so viel cooler
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah, ich bin cooler online
(Yeah he's cooler online)
(Yeah, er ist cooler online)
Hey, I'm cooler online
Hey, ich bin cooler online
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
(Oh yeah, er ist cooler online)
yeah, I'm sitting online
Yeah, ich sitze online
Hey, I'm cooler online
Hey, ich bin cooler online
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
(Yeah, er ist cooler, yeah)
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
I work down at the Pizza Pit
Lavoro al Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
E guido una vecchia Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Vivo ancora con mia mamma e papà
I'm 5'3 and overweight
Sono alto 1,60 e sovrappeso
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Sono un fanatico di fantascienza
Mild asthmatic
Un po' asmatico
Never been to second base
Non sono mai arrivato alla seconda base
But there's a whole 'nother me
Ma c'è un'altra parte di me
That you need to see
Che devi vedere
Go check out Myspace
Vai a controllare su Myspace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
Perché online sono a Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Sono alto 1,95 e sembro dannatamente bello
I drive a Maserati
Guido una Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
Sono una cintura nera di Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
E amo un buon bicchiere di vino
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
Le ragazze si eccitano perché sono misterioso
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Gli dico che non voglio niente di serio
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Perché anche in un giorno tranquillo posso fare un menage a trois
Chat with two women at one time
Chattare con due donne contemporaneamente
I'm so much cooler online
Sono molto più figo online
So much cooler online
Molto più figo online
I get home, I kiss my mom
Torno a casa, bacio mia mamma
And she fixes me a snack
E lei mi prepara uno spuntino
And I head down to my basement bedroom
E scendo nella mia camera al piano di sotto
And fire up my Mac
E accendo il mio Mac
In real life, the only time I've
Nella vita reale, l'unica volta
Ever even been to L.A.
Che sono stato a Los Angeles
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
È stato quando ho avuto l'opportunità con la banda
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Di suonare la tuba nella Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
Online vivo a Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
Ho posato per Calvin Klein, sono stato su GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
Sono single e ricco
And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind
E ho un addome scolpito a addominali che ti lasceranno a bocca aperta
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
Le ragazze si eccitano perché sono misterioso
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Gli dico che non voglio niente di serio
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Perché anche in un giorno tranquillo posso fare un menage a trois
Chat with two women at one time
Chattare con due donne contemporaneamente
I'm so much cooler online
Sono molto più figo online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sì, sono più figo online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Quando hai le mie statistiche, è difficile avere un appuntamento
Let alone a real girlfriend
Figuriamoci una fidanzata vera
But I grow another foot
Ma cresco di un altro piede
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
E perdo un sacco di peso ogni volta che mi collego
Online I'm out in Hollywood
Online sono a Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Sono alto 1,95 e sembro dannatamente bello
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Anche in un giorno tranquillo, posso fare un menage a trois
Chat with two women at one time
Chattare con due donne contemporaneamente
I'm so much cooler online
Sono molto più figo online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sì, sono più figo online
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Ehi, sono molto più figo online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Sì, sono più figo online
(Yeah he's cooler online)
(Sì, è più figo online)
Hey, I'm cooler online
Ehi, sono più figo online
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
(Oh, sì, è più figo online)
yeah, I'm sitting online
Sì, sto seduto online
Hey, I'm cooler online
Ehi, sono più figo online
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
(Sì, è più figo, sì)
Oh yeah
Oh sì
I work down at the Pizza Pit
俺はPizza Pitで働いているんだ
And I drive an old Hyundai
古いヒュンダイを運転していて
I still live with my mom and dad
今でも両親と一緒に暮らしている
I'm 5'3 and overweight
身長は5フィート3インチで太っている
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
俺はSFの熱狂的なファンで
Mild asthmatic
軽度の喘息持ちだ
Never been to second base
ペッティングをしたことがない
But there's a whole 'nother me
でも全く知らない俺がいるよ
That you need to see
君は見ないとね
Go check out Myspace
俺のMyspaceをチェックしてよ
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
オンラインでは、俺はハリウッドにいるから
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
身長6フィート5インチで、見た目も最高
I drive a Maserati
Maseratiを運転していて
I'm a black belt in Karate
空手では黒帯だ
And I love a good glass of wine
そして美味しいワインを愛する
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
俺は謎めいたところがあって、女の子たちは興奮する
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
彼女たちに、真剣な関係を求めないと伝える
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
だって、のんびりした日でも3人で話せるから
Chat with two women at one time
2人の女性と同時にチャットできるんだ
I'm so much cooler online
オンラインでは、俺はとてもクールだ
So much cooler online
とてもクールだ
I get home, I kiss my mom
家に帰ると、俺は母親にキスをして
And she fixes me a snack
母親は俺に軽食を出す
And I head down to my basement bedroom
俺はそして地下の自分の部屋に行って
And fire up my Mac
Macを起動するんだ
In real life, the only time I've
現実では、一度だけ俺が
Ever even been to L.A.
L.A.に行ったのは
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
マーチングバンドで演奏する機会があった時だけだ
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Rose Paradeでチューバを演奏するために
Online I live in Malibu
オンラインの俺はMalibuに住んでいて
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
Calvin Klineのモデルになったこともあるし、GQにも載ったことがある
I'm single and I'm rich
独身で金持ちで
And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind
腹筋が割れていて、君を魅了するだろう
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
俺は謎めいたところがあって、女の子たちは興奮する
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
彼女たちに、真剣な関係を求めないと伝える
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
だって、のんびりした日でも3人で話せるから
Chat with two women at one time
2人の女性と同時にチャットできるんだ
I'm so much cooler online
オンラインでは、俺はとてもクールだ
Yeah I'm cooler online
そう、俺はとてもクールだ
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
俺みたいなレベルだと、デートをするのは難しいんだ
Let alone a real girlfriend
本物の彼女を作ることもね
But I grow another foot
でも、俺は身長が伸びて
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
体重が減るんだ、ログインするたびにね
Online I'm out in Hollywood
オンラインでは、俺はハリウッドにいるから
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
身長6フィート5インチで、見た目も最高
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
のんびりした日でも3人で話せる
Chat with two women at one time
2人の女性と同時にチャットできるんだ
I'm so much cooler online
オンラインでは、俺はとてもクールだ
Yeah I'm cooler online
そう、俺はとてもクールだ
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
なあ、オンラインでは、俺はとてもクールだ
Yeah I'm cooler online
そう、俺はとてもクールだ
(Yeah he's cooler online)
(そう、彼はとてもクールだ)
Hey, I'm cooler online
なあ、オンラインでは、俺はとてもクールだ
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
(あぁ、そう、彼はとてもクールだ)
yeah, I'm sitting online
そう、俺はオンライン上にいる
Hey, I'm cooler online
なあ、オンラインでは、俺はとてもクールだ
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
(そう、彼はとてもクールだ、そう)
Oh yeah
そうだ