Everyday's A Saturday

You know Monday was mad
Tuesday was worse
I gotta say Wednesday for the sake of this verse
Thursday was actually pretty OK - for once
Don't even talk about Friday night
You know I didn't get laid and I didn't fight with my girlfriend
‘Cause I don't have one – anymore

Now you won't have me to push around
Won't have me to kick around
I won't be here for the run around
No oh, no oh oh oh

I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off
I'm tired of running round
Like a chicken with its head on the chopping block
I just wanna fly away
To where everyday's a Saturday
For me – from now on

Monday I slept till 4 p.m.
Tuesday I took up the violin and
On Wednesday – yes, Christina Ricci's hot
Thursday I quit the violin and
On Friday, here we go again
It's the weekend, come on everyone join in

And now you won't have us to push around
Won't have us to kick around
We won't be here for the run around
No oh, no oh oh oh

I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off
I'm tired of running round
Like a rat in a marathon
If I'm gonna run I, just wanna run away
To where everyday's a Saturday
For me – from now on

From now on I'm not gonna wear your uniform
Gonna live off of movie popcorn
Fly by the seat of my pants
Brad Pitt was in “True Romance”
And look how far he's come

And now you won't have us to push around
Won't have us to kick around
We won't be here for the run around
No oh, no oh oh oh

I'm sleeping in, gonna take the day of
I'm tired of running round
Like a chicken with its head on the chopping block
I just wanna fly away
To where everyday's a Saturday
For me – from now on

I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off
I'm tired of running round
Like a rat in a marathon
If I'm gonna run I, just wanna run away
To where everyday's a Saturday
For me – from now on
For me – from now on