Acidonia

When I woke up this morning
I didn't know where I was
And I figured it out too late too late too late
There was a screaming carcass
Never said a word
She just flashed her eyes and I was mesmerized
And the strongest man alive
Came up from hell
And he broke the spell
And I realized
I realized

I was in acidonia
I've never felt stonier
I was in acidonia
I've never felt lonelier

Pops and buzzes brandished my brain
I was mangled by the fickle capricious stains
And a faun came up the gangplank and called me by my name
While the Venus of Ohio begged me not to change
And the strangest man alive came down from heaven
And waved goodbye
And I realized
I realized

I was in acidonia
I've never felt stonier
I was in acidonia
I've never felt lonelier

I could feel the shackles at my feet
I felt legless and numb and my fingers felt like cum
And my breath bound by fetters and adorned with festoons
Lie dying in this lagoon
And the luckiest man alive
Gave his life as a gift
It was sweet and swift

I was in acidonia
I've never felt stonier
I was in acidonia
I've never felt lonelier