Drinking Like Keith Moon

"Most people are living under the misconception that I have died. Well that could not be further from the truth. I'm actually quite alive, having been kept that way through the miracle of alcoholic preservation."

Giant gulps are what I take
Drinking like Keith Moon
My elbow just might break
Drinking like Keith Moon
Sit and chug forever
Drinking like Keith Moon
Picklin’ my liver
Drinking like, drinking like Keith Moon

"Well it's not easy my little darlings, not at all"

Some may say I'm living the rock star way
Cliched, I piss my pants twice a day
You say that I should go join AA
No way, tomorrow’s keg day

"Right, so what we'll do, we'll meet early in the morning, head down to the pub, get a couple of pints, see what happens eh? You bring your wallet, I'll bring my extra liver, we'll have quite a day of it eh? Right, who's your mate, eh? Right-o mate"

Drink it up, drink it up
Puke it up, puke it up
Clean it up, clean it up
Knock it up, knock it up

"You know it's not easy to live the way I live. It's a full-time job. Sure my nose looks like the backside of a rhinoceros, and I lost most of my hair and all my teeth, but it’s a small price to pay for being the social magistrate that I have become today."