T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap)

Biz Markie

G-goobely-goo
Ah-h-h-hm

Ah yeah
Now check it out

I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
I always come out with a funky fresh idea
Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
To all the little kids I'm makin' a good impression
'Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
This's a hidden secret where classics come from
Everybody has done it, even my man Run
Only in there I am the king of the throne
Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone
No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
That's the only way that I can get privacy
And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see

Me sittin' on a toilet
Waitin' for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo

Yo, bust it
Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
It was four in the morning, chillin' on my commode
It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
All of a sudden I came up with somethin' that was real def
I was thinkin', what a real beatbox could do
What if I put a hype beat with the 'p-pf 1-2'?
Then I write some words, so I really can use it
I think I would name this one Make The Music
Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent
'Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
Then I come out on stage like Superman
But never show the people my master plan
Instead of movin' towels, or movin' vowels
Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels
A TV in the bathroom just might spoil it
Only thing I can say is

I'm sittin' on a toilet
Waitin' for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo
Doodoo
Doo-oo-oo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Rrrhaaa

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¿Cuándo fue lanzada la canción “T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap)” por Biz Markie?
La canción T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap) fue lanzada en 1991, en el álbum “I Need a Haircut”.

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