Wherever She Is

She always spoke of going back to Texas
But then again she sure did like Key West
Heaven only knows where my ex is
But at least she's given my poor ole’ heart some rest

Wherever she is I hope she stays there
Whoever she's with he's welcome to my nightmare
It’s sure nice it's paradise without her in my hair
Wherever she is I hope she stays there

She told me you ain't nothing like my daddy
She told me how to dress and how to drive
She told me you don't kiss like my old boyfriend
But my favorite thing she ever told me was goodbye

Wherever she is I hope she stays there
Whoever she's with he's welcome to my nightmare
It's sure nice it's paradise without her in my hair
Wherever she is I hope she stays there

But just in case she ever gets the urge to find me
I’ve got a new phone number a new email and an unlisted driveway

Timbuktu Kalamazoo Saskatoon I don’t care
Wherever she is I just hope she stays there
Girl if you're listening somewhere stay there