Last Meal
Alex Riegelman, Alan Lauer, Eric Braden, Cody Braden
Well son, now that I’ve read your LAST RITES, It’s time to get your order for your LAST MEAL
Last meal? Last meal, huh? Father, I thought you’d never ask
I want a chicken pot pie
With the chicken still alive
Anything
That’ll look me in the eye
An alligator
In a box
I’ll spread it on a bagel
With the capers and the lox
Gimme a chain saw
I’ll eat it it raw
With a 55 gallon tub of
Cold coleslaw
Chocolate milk
And a buttered scone
I got a date with the devil
And I'm going alone
I killed
An innocent man
I'll take seven
Beers in a can
Barbecue sauce in a big horse trough
And I want a Frito pie
Before I die, yeah
Well son, you got a mighty big appetite. Here’s what I can do for you. I can get you a nice juicy steak. A baked potato. And a fresh green salad