Princess Diana (Darling... We Miss You)
[Verse 1]
Oh, darling Di, darling Di
Why'd they have to assassinate you?
Darling Di, oh my, oh my
Why couldn't the car just wait, oh
[Chorus]
Di, Di, Di, why did you have to
Die, die, die, crushed between those seats
In that car, car, car
Oh darling Di, darling, we miss you
[Verse 2]
Oh, darling Di, darling Di
The people, they all loved you
Darling Di, oh my, oh my
Imagine if you were a Jew, what they would have done to you
[Pre-Chorus]
What those lizard people would have done to you
[Chorus]
Di, Di, Di, why did you have to
Die, die, die, crushed between those seats
In that car, car, car
Oh darling Di, darling, we miss you
[Verse 3]
Oh, darling Di, darling Di
Why'd they have to assassinate you?
Darling Di, oh my, oh my
I bеt they got Bob Saget too, oh, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
What those lizard pеople would have done to you
[Chorus]
Di, Di, Di, why did you have to
Die, die, die, crushed between those seats
In that car, car, car
Oh darling Di, darling, we miss you
Di, Di, Di, why did you have to
Die, die, die, crushed between those seats
Drowning in your own blood
Oh darling Di, darling, we miss you
[Bridge]
You would have loved Padam Padam, Kiss Me Once, and X
You would have loved a cheeky vape, and MTV's show Next
You'd be addicted to your rose toy, Candy Crush, and Coke
Flying high my angel girl, that bastard's gonna choke
[Interlude]
For what he did to you
For what they did to you
[Chorus]
Di, Di, Di, why did you have to
Die, die, die, crushed between those seats
In that car, car, car
Oh darling Di, darling, we miss you
Di, Di, Di, why did you have to
Die, die, die, crushed between those seats
Drowning in your own blood
Oh darling Di, darling, we miss you