Brown Sprinkler

[Verse 1]
I've got a secret surprise
A secret that's hard to hide
But I know it's something you'll like
You will never believe your eyes

[Chorus]
Before I met you my lawn was so dry
And then I met you now your my guy
I used black magic to paralyse your wife
Your sexy brown sprinkler rejuvenates my life

[Verse 2]
I've got a secret, a secret surprise
A sexy secret secret that's hard to hide
But I know it's something you'll like
You will never believe your eyes

[Chorus]
Before I met you my lawn was so dry
And then I met you now your my guy
I used black magic to paralyse your wife
Your sexy brown sprinkler rejuvenates my life

[Outro]
Fuck, I love it, I really lovin' love it
Brown sprinkler all over my chest
Fuck, I love it, I really lovin' love it
Brown sprinkler, you do it best