Monterey

I wrote a letter to you
I never got a reply
I started wondering why
Is it something I wrote?

Did you get it
If you really read it
I hope you like the way that it flows
And laugh at all of the jokes

Should be easy
The jokes are all cheesy
I laced the whole letter with Monterey and cheddar
Somewhere in it
I wrote for a minute about

I never ever want to come down
I never ever want to come down from your love

I wrote a letter or two
Maybe I wrote you five
Three were totally wild
One just ended up gross
Tried to spin it
Heavily romantic
Sexy with a touch of morose
Didn't even come close
More like sleazy
With a side of greasy
Like a freaky old fanatic that's bald and pornographic

but somewhere in it
I wrote for a minute about

I never ever want to come down
I never ever want to come down from your love

You know that letter to you
I never got a reply
Started wondering why
Then I figured it out
You didn't get it
Cause I never sent it
I found it with a few other notes
Underneath some old clothes
It's kind of crazy
You probably won't believe me
But I'm a better dresser now that we're not together
Hate to admit it
You're all I'm ever thinkin about