Hella Day for Holiday

(BELLS TOLL!)
On a winter's hymn, do they toll for me
(CAROLING!)
Rocking force is ringing out, hella chord, caught beneath the
(MISTLETOE!)
Oh no, Leper Madonna, get away from me!
(GRINCH!)
That's me! My Christmas Day! Christmas Day!

(REINDEER!)
Get off my roof, or you'll find where my boot fits in!
(RUDOLPH!)
And Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...
(RIPPING!)
And tearing, and thrashing, and passing presents, to sell your soul
(STOCKINGS!)
Mama came, and all I got was a piece of coal!

[Chorus 1]
Snowman, snowblind- bow to our command
Sleighride, ripride- winter plunderband

(SANTA!)
I'm telling you, hey, are you listening to me?
(YOU BETTER!)
Knock a chord, when you're coming down my chimney, I'll
(LIT A FIRE!)
That'll teach you! that you are one that's on my list
(JUMPS IN THE FIRE!)
Jolly little elf, I insist, I insist

[Chorus 2]
Facewash, faceplant- you will pay the price
Hella day for holiday- trap you under ice

(BELLS TOLL!)
On a winter's hymn, do they toll for me
(RUDOLPH!)
And Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...
(MISTLETOE!)
Oh no, rip it and tear it! And thrash it, and stretch it!
(JUMPS IN THE FIRE!)
Leper Madonna, you're on my list, I insist, I insist

[Chorus 1]
Snowman, snowblind- bow to our command
Sleighride, ripride- winter plunderband

[Chorus 2]
Facewash, faceplant- you will pay the price
Hella day for holiday- trap you under ice