Can’t Play Basketball

I used to like PE but now I’ve got a bad hip
It upsets me and now I’ve got a swollen lip
We used to go to the hall, I wasn’t very tall
But I had it all! I can’t play basketball!
I headed to the mall with Lisa and [?]
Let’s go Barter Stall ‘cause I can’t play basketball

Me, me, me, I sip my tea and coffee!
Yeah babes!
The grass is cleaner than my ass
CO2? I don’t have a car

I’m a barter babe
Don’t call me snitch
I’m not a regular bitch
I’m a nan and a little titch
Barter me up now, witch

Call me sexy, I know I am
Call me sexy, I know I am
Call me babes, I know I can
Call mе babes, I can’t play basketball!

Love from thе Barter Queen
Queen! But I can play barter ball!