Officer Bentley’s Fairly Serious Dilemma

[Verse 1]
Lost in a world
Where a feeling deceives
Nobody's singin'
'Cause they can't find the keys

[Verse 2]
Now is it a dream
What are we thinkin' about
The iron in the kitchen
The lights poppin' out

[Chorus]
Officer Bentley
Officer Bentley

[Verse 3]
We live in a kingdom
Where there's no room for change
Natural adherents
To the ways of the strange

[Verse 4]
Now is it an undertaking
This way to see
'Cause nobody's lived here
Since '73

[Chorus]
Officer Bentley
Officer Bentley

[Bridge]
I don't wanna think about it
Anymore
My only understanding is that I
Ignore
What seems...

[Verse 5]
Lost in a world
Where a feeling deceives
Nobody's singin'
'Cause they can't find the keys

[Verse 6]
And is it a dream one
When you stand in the dark
7 to 10 years
Of American rock

[Interlude]
*EMT radio chatter*
*ambulance sirens*

[Bridge]
I don't wanna think about 'em
Anymore
My only understanding is that I
Ignore
What seems...

[Verse 7]
(Officer Bentley)
Lost in a world
Where a feeling deceives
Nobody's singin'
'Cause they can't find the keys

[Verse 8]
(Officer Bentley)
And is it a dream or
Something way outta range
These natural adherents
To the ways of the strange