Matooke (Interlude)

Asha (Illana): Excuse me Barney

Aunty Susan: Me I don’t know how this woman turned out to be girly girl… at that time I was just like “EXCUSE ME!”

Mum: No Susan you just used to bash!
Aunty Susan: So full of annoyance

Mum: Susan was upset… I don’t know what used to upset this little girl… Barney she would be like that. *pulls stroppy face*

Aunty Susan: *laughing*

Mum: As her cousin, you would go to their house and she’d be like that *pulls stroppy face* then she’ll walk past, meanwhile Aunty Patrica is going “Hey Pamela!” That one? Uh uhh

Barney: So, Asha is like Aunty Patrica?

Mum: Totally… even the mannerisms, you know how Aunty Patrica is? Just Asha… Asha is just like her Aunty… EH Susan? Then the other one would cry, Patrica would cry… “Me I don’t want to go.” She wanted her to be a girl but Susan was a Tomboy! Fighting everyone! There was a boy, a man he lives in London now, Susan used to beat this guy

Aunty Susan: That used to nang me, you know bully me all the time

Mum: Susan just looks at the guy and beats him up… eh Susan

Barney: Aunty?

Aunty Susan: But he met me and gave us money for Matooke *laughs* So I beat him well eh?

Everyone laughs