Into the Oven
Seth Putnam
[Verse 1]
First you lived on a farm
Then you got your head cut off
Then I bought you in a grocery store
Pretty soon, you'll be on my plate
[Chorus]
Into the oven
Into the oven
Into the oven
I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving
[Verse 2]
I'm not a faggot vegetarian
I don't care if the Indians lost their land
I think it's really funny that they did
I like eating lots of food on Thanksgiving
[Chorus]
Into the oven
Into the oven
Into the oven
I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving