I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Seth Putnam
I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES
THEN I HEARD YOUR KID JUST DIED
SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES
SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU
YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE
I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KID'S COFFIN
YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING
SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS
YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY