I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

[Chorus]
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

[Verse 1]
He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

[Chorus]
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

[Verse 2]
He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

[Chorus]
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (you fuckin' fruit)

[Verse 3]
He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

[Outro]
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth