I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women

[Intro]
"I would like to work here without being harassed"

[Verse 1]
If you work with me, prepare to get harassed
When you're standing at the copier, I'll pinch your ass
I don't care if you're ugly, don't care if you're old
You're still a woman and I want to make your life miserable

[Refrain]
I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit
I'm gonna make you quit, because you're a woman
I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit
I'm gonna make you quit, because you're a woman

[Verse 2]
I'm gonna spread rumors that you're easy
I'm gonna threaten to rape you on your e-mail
I'm gonna leave a dildo at your desk
So everyone can see it, you stupid cunt

[Refrain]
I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit
I'm gonna make you quit, because you're a woman
I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit
I'm gonna make you quit, you fucking cunt
I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit
I'm gonna make you quit, you fucking bitch
I'm gonna make you quit, I'm gonna make you quit
I'm gonna make you quit, you stupid cunt

[Outro]
"Leave me alone!"