Officer Steve

You'll be back in school
But now I'm Officer Steve
The ways in which I'm shaping
Might be hard to believe

Back in school
I was so shy
Now I'm taking down the speeding bastards
That drive by

Don't you want a guy like me
A guy like me's gonna hold you close
It means you're safe and
A guy like me to keep you company

Knew me back in school
But now I'm Officer Steve
The the things I do for work
You might find hard to believe

You're doing 60 in a 50 zone
Now I'm smiling
As I put my number in your phone

Don't you want a guy like me
A guy like me's gonna hold you close
Gonna keep you safe and warm
A guy like mе to keep you company

[spoken]
It was real nice meeting you, catch up sometimе? Real sorry about that traffic fine, but I'm just doing my job