Screw The Ocampa! (I wanna go home)

We were in the Badlands one day
Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay
We were whisked to the Delta Quadrant
Fuck! That's far away! I wanna go home!
(said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home! (no one listen to him)
I say Screw the Ocampa! I wanna go home!

The Caretaker had an array
That could get us home safe
But Janeway that ignorant slut!
She blew it away!
I wanna go home! (said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home! (no one listen to him)
Drop me off at a wormhole! I wanna go home!
So now I'm stuck here for years
In the Delta Quadrant I fear
With a Kazon and Hirogen and
A brother with pointy ears (Waitwhat?)
I wanna go home! (said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home!
(no one listened to him)
Talaxian chicks are ugly! I wanna go home!

So hoist up the aftercells
See how the warp core burns!
Tell Janeway "Go to hell! I wanna go home!"
I wanna go home! (Said Ensign him)
Please let me go home!
(someone listen to him)
I say screw the Ocampa! I wanna go home!
I say FUCK the Ocampa! I wanna go home!