On The Road

On the road
It gets so lonely, far away from from home
Every night i cry myself to sleep
I cry a river of tears
And i lie in this bed and
Wish that you was here

9 AM: There's a call on the phone
My agent says "I know you're not alone
Kick the girl out son
There's a car outside to take
Ya to the airport" 12 PM:
I'm on the plane
The stewardess smiles 'cause i
Remembered her name
She asked "where ya goin'?"
And i told her "Honey
You should know that it's all the same"
The suit on my left he gets all riled
He says "You're lucky that
You're life is wild!"
And i said "Hey man
That's just what it's like
Being on the road"

It gets so lonely, far away from from home
Every night i cry myself to sleep
I cry a river of tears
And i lie in this bed and
Wish that you was here

4 PM: I'm at the club
Checking sound in a dingy pub
Then it's back to the room
Where i take a nap in a tub

12 AM: I hit the stage
The place is packed and they're in a rage
I finish up with a love song
Standing in the middle of a ring of thongs
The curtains close and i head backstage
I say "Ya better not be underage"
To the girl in my lap
While everyone's taking their tops off!
While everyone's taking their tops off!
On the road
It gets so lonely, far away from from home
Every night i cry myself to sleep
I cry a river of tears
And i lie in this bed and
Wish that you was here

Naked girls throw themselves at you
And you do things you never thought you'd do
All the champagne that you can drink!
Man it stinks! i tell ya it
Sucks being on the road!

4 AM: There's a knock on the door
And the after party's in the room next door
Willie tells me hank drank all the
Beer but they're bringing more
Thats about when i heard the screams
Was the girls from the pagan bikini team
They're undressed to kill
I hear they're rabid fans and
They aim to please
Jonny says that the party's wild!
I say i'll be there in a while
As soon as i finish
Writing this stupid postcard
Writing some girl this postcard

On the road
It gets so lonely, far away from from home
Every night i cry myself to sleep
I cry a river of tears
And i lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, Lie
On the road!