A Romantic Guy

Ill buy the champaign
Take it back to the place
We're staying tonight
Thats right, A hotel down the way
I'll take you out to a play
Keep ya dry in the rain
And ill open each door
Before your chivalry's my way

But in time ill make you sigh
And here's the reason why
'Cause Im just a Romantic Guy
On our second date i say I just can't wait
To call you my own and ill be yours
And yours alone in time we will find
Im the trusting kind i am true blue
Its true id never cheat on you

But in time ill make you cry
And here's the reason why
'Cause Im just a Romantic Guy

Strike up the band give me your hand
Playing our song so come along
It won't be long
'Til everything goes wrong

Now you're throwing a fit
And you're drunk off your tit's
And you're making a scene
You're mean, you're screaming
In the streets seem your logic has quit
Personality split and your reason is treason
Like some rats above a ship its no surprise
Ill say goodbye i don't need a reason why
I just don't have time for that shit
So if you're prone to Histrionics
Hey, babe lets keep it platonic
I just don't have time for that shit