Kitty Courtesy

[Verse 1]
Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
What's in the pot?
Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
It smells kinda human
Tell me that it's not

[Chorus]
She never lets me in
Whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kind of queer?
That woman's so old and scary
You know, once she was married
But her husband disappeared

[Verse 2]
I'm getting dry heaves
It's coming down the hall
It's seeping through my wall
Stop that cooking, please
What's cooking, Kitty?
Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
What's in the pot?
Yeah!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
She never lets me in
Whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kind of queer?
That woman's so old and scary
You know, once she was married
But her husband disappeared

[Verse 2]
I'm getting dry heaves
It's coming down the hall
It's seeping through my wall
Stop that cooking
What's cooking, Kitty?
Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
What's in the pot?
The pot, the pot

[Outro]
Ooh
Whoo-ooh
Whoo-ooh
Ooh
What's in the pot?
Ooh
What's in the pot?
Ooh
Whoo-ooh
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
What's in the pot?
Ooh