The Hair Brush Song
Mark Stuart: "Now it's time for silly songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Having just finished his morning bath,
and having to search for his hairbrush.
Larry cries out..."
"Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"
Mark Stuart: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his
composure and reports ..."
"I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"
"Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back
there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush!"
Mark Stuart: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters
the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."
*In Squeaky Voice* "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"
Mark Stuart: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."
"No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no
hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no hair
.. for my hairbrush!"
Mark Stuart: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the
scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel,
Bob regains his composure and confesses ..."
"Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never really use it, and
and you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But
I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair! He's Got hair everywhere.
He's got hair"
Mark Stuart: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments..."
"Not fair for my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not
fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not
fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"
Mark Stuart: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself
being in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's
generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."
"Thanks for the hairbrush."
Mark Stuart: "Yeah, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene.
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the
hairbrush, He cries out ..."
"Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take
care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair,
no fair, take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."
Mark Stuart: "Yeah the end!"