Fraudulent

I'm where I am today in this situation
I got here right on my own
Pay extra money, service policy
Anything goes, well I'm not alone

[Chorus]
(Deny everything)
Refurbished parts? No, I veto that
Not fixable, it is replaceable crap
The statute of limitations two years long
My grandmother says I'm not wrong

I turn the radio on
I want an ad
ESP for everything
It'd be sexcellent
We totally smushed all the semi-broken stupid machinery

I am fraudulent
I am frog-u-lent
I'm fraudulent
But I'm justified

Grandma says "things that break should be broken"
And my crack legal team says "don't talk police"
A prosecution's burden
Denying everything, denying everything