Welcome to the Judges

So many gods!

Welcome to the Judges, we've got funny names
Ain't got Axl, Slash and Duff but we still rose to fame
We've got some people that you'll find a heavy group indeed
If you're watching 1400 B.C. Court TV

It's the Judges, welcome to the Judges
Let me sing it to you
Come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a come and see, see
Ooh, I wanna watch you read

Welcome to the Judges, we've tasted Canaanite ways
Israel was a chosen breed, but Israel likes to play
And they're so very cyclical with their idolatry
They get enslaved by bad guys but Jehovah sets them free

With the Judges, welcome to the Judges
You know what? Judges chapter 17, verse 6 should be our theme

Welcome to the Judges, if you're versed in every page
You learn the list starts with Othniel, Ehud, Shamgar, then you say
That you got the Deborah who helped Barak, Gideon, Abimelech
Tola, Jair, Jephthah, Ibzan, Elon
Abdon, Samson way in the back
In the Judges, welcome to the Judges
Let me sing 'em to you
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not Judge Judy - Please!
I'd rather watch you sneeze

When you're tired of Wapner and you're done with Joe Brown
Joe Brown, Joe Brown, come 'round
You know where you are? You're with the Judges, baby
They're funny guys

REPEAT ALL THREE CHORUSES

Let's go and read through it now