Mary’s Got a Son (Parody of ”Janie’s Got a Gun”)

Oh, Mary, honey, what have you got?
Most don't know it’s the Son of my God
Oh, Mary, honey, what have you got?
Oh, my Lord, it's Your Son!
Wow!

Na na na – Na na na
Na na na – Na na na

Mary's got a son – Joseph’s not the one
The whole world's havin' fun
Wond'rin' how that was done
Babies need daddies too
What if it could be true?
They say when Mary was expectin'
They found it unbelievable
But man she hadn't known
And if the baby's God’s own Son
It ain’t really inconceivable

Mary's got a son – Herod’s come undone
He don't need anyone
To rule the country he's tryin' to run
They tell me that this guy’s cruel
What did King Herod do?
He killed the little bitty babies
The man has got to be insane
Oh oh oh oh
So all the males age two and under
All died and it's a wonder
That the son she had for God escaped

Run away, run away from the king, yeah
Run away, run away from the king, yeah
Run away, run away, run from the king, yeah
LEAD

Mary's got a son – and it's not much fun
The ordeal's just begun
And now the family is on the run
What should poor Mary do?
This baby can't die on you
She had to take Him down to Egypt
And put her boy where He'd be safe
Oh oh oh oh
She said, I hope nobody sees me
The family's got to flee
We'd be better off to leave this place!

Run away, run away from the king, yeah
Run away, run away from the king, yeah
Run away, run away, run from the king, yeah

Mary's got a son – and He's God's own Son
Mary's got a son -- and everybody is gonna come (Yeahhh)
Mary's got a son -- the story's just begun (Yeahhh)
Now everybody is gonna come (No one really knows the Father)
Because Mary's got a son (Only Jesus Christ)
And He's God's own son (But His Daddy may adopt ya, but ya)
The story's just begun (Need to see the light)
And everybody is gonna come (Yeahhh)
Mary's got a son (Yeahhh)
Mary's got a son (Yeahhh)
The story's just begun (Yeahhh)