Jesse’s Boy (parody of Jesse’s Girl by Rick Springfield)

Jesse is afraid Yet I know God's got a good plan in mind 'Cause lately Saul's been changed He ain't hardly divine Jesse’s got him several sons, and there's one who's next in line

And he'll watch over the Israelites And he'll love the Lord his God, yeah, I just know it And he's holier in his heart and prays late at night

You know, where did that child of Jesse's go? I wish to find and bless him so Where can I find a ruler like that?

Displayed them all like a parade There doesn't seem to be a king in the place You know I feel so certain he's not part of this group They run and tell their younger brother But the boy is just a youth

I guess he's slow Where did that child of Jesse's go? Where can I find a ruler, Where can I find a ruler like that?
When you look at appearance all the time There's some stuff you won't see skin deep God is funny He's not fooled by the size And that’s the way I’m supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a ruler like that?

I guess you know I wish to find and bless him so I wanna, wanna bless him so

1 Samuel 13:11-14, 16:1-13