Cut-Rate Hotel (Parody of ”Heartbreak Hotel”)

Well, since our baby's ready
Well, we found a new place to dwell
Well it's down with the friendly goats and sheep
That cut-rate hotel
Where we'll be
Our baby's a holy baby
Our baby's so holy
He's been foretold in Micah 5

Although the town is crowded
They still can find some room
For open-minded travelers
Who know how to use a broom
But people
Our baby's a holy baby
Our baby's so holy
He's been foretold in Micah 5

Now, the well-off kids keep goin'
To the five-star this and that
But in Bethl'hem one star’s all you need
To get to the place we stopped at
It's a stable but
Our baby's a holy baby
Our baby's so holy
He’s been foretold in Micah 5

Well, to visit baby Jesus
They've got a trail as well
Well, just take your donkey on the cheap
To cut-rate hotel
And you will see this little
Baby's a holy baby
Our baby's so holy
He's been foretold in Micah 5

LEAD

Although the town is crowded
Well, they still can find some room
They're open late for shepherds
And cows are welcome too
It's Christmas so
Go visit the holy baby
Our baby's so holy
He's been foretold in Micah 5