Bless My Heart

Listen here honey, I know you mean well
But that southern drawl don't cover up the smell
Of your sweet little goody-goody spoiled rotten daddy's girl act
Your two-faced trash talkin' tongue might as well be an axe

'Cause you cut down anything you don't understand
Anybody who interferes with your plans
Of riding that high horse on to victory
I know you ain't that blonde so don't you play dumb with me

You'd knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You'd burn Cinderella's dress
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
You're a beauty mark on the human race
And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face

It's evolution honey, and in case you didn't know
The more you learn, the more you grow
When you're livin' in a bubble
You can bet that it's bound to burst
You're going to pay for every time
You didn't put the greater good first

You'd knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You'd burn Cinderella's dress
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
You're a beauty mark on the human race
And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee

Judge not lest ye be judged
Kindness and love are what pretty girls are made of

You'd knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You'd burn Cinderella's dress
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
You're a beauty mark on the human race
And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face
If you bless my heart I'll slap your face